The ideal sermon, they say, has three clearly defined points to it. Now I've never been accused of giving ideal sermons and it seems I seldom get to give a good three point sermon. I've been accused of giving hot air sermons, we can't forget the hand dryer joke...push button to hear sample of Pastor Gordy's sermon. Then there was the time I was preaching over in Harrison. It wasn't going well, I didn't seem to really grab their attention. I asked, “Can you hear me in the back?” “Not really” came the answer. So the people in front got up and moved to the back.